Drool

Um...I feel kinda guilty looking at these pictures but it's for a good cause right? (you can basically justify anything) I honestly think it's a little inappropriate but it's definitely giving this single gal something to drool over. DAAANNNG! If you want a closer look go to mormonsexposed.com. November is my favorite guy...seriously, he makes me giggle:)

As promised...

More sexy guys to stare at!

I need to apologize for being such a lame blogger or lack of blogger lately. My life is suddenly CRAZY. I'm in the process of looking for a new job (which scares the poop right out of me). It has been a long time coming (so you'd think I'd be better prepared) but I know it is the right thing to do. My anxiety which is usually around a level 2 or 3 is now 26! However...staring at this picture has now brought it down to a level 11.5. *Sigh*...hairy...chests...so...relaxing...teehee. For reals though, I've learned getting a great job is basically based on "who you know." SO team, I need some hook ups. I do have a couple interviews set up that look promising. So in order for me to prepare, please ask me your favorite interview question. Thanks a bunch!

P.S. I'm in LOVE

with these sexy guys AND this movie!

My friend Lisa gave me 10 premiere tickets to see this movie on Monday at The Gateway. So, I took the whole family to see it. We went to the Olive Garden downtown before the show. I got the stuffed chicken marsala (which I'm in love with too). We were kinda celebrating Christmas because Chelsey and Zach are leaving for Hawaii tomorrow. I love hanging out with the fam, especially when there's good food involved. Anyways, back to the movie...OH MY GOSH! It was really, really good! It's sad but oh so good! No one really knew what it was about but were all pleasantly surprised. Remember to take a box of Kleenex! I had a headache afterwards from fighting the ugly cry. We all had tears streaming down our faces. It comes out this Friday and I really want to see it again. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it all week.

I'm frustrated

SAY WHAT?

I know, I know...how could I feel frustrated when it's the season of Christmas joy? I dunno...but I do.

Frustration leads to venting (I'm wondering why I am writing this so EVERYONE can see it, maybe someone has some good advice for me???)

Well, I'm coming to the end of a very trying year and four months. Yes, I'm just about finished with school. Don't get me wrong...I'm SO happy this is over and done with . But here's why I'm frustrated: You'd think I'd know what I'd want to do with my life! Yep! I'm just as confused today as I was a year and four months ago. PSST. In my dream world I was hoping I would find my future hunky husband my last semester of school, get married in the spring, have a honeymoon baby and never have to work a real job again.

** Caution: In the following sentences I'm whining in a really high pitched voice**

Because life never goes as planned...I now have to figure out WHAT COMES NEXT. What does come next? I'll tell you what comes next...huge life decisions! Decisions, that will hopefully get me to my Happily Ever After. Deep down I know everything will work out. I'll find that job I'll tap dance to every morning, I'll find a really good guy/best friend to spend forever with and I'll have ridiculously cute babies BUT until then I guess I'm a little scared and confused. Life!

Just in case dreams really DO come true, I gotta put this out there. Matthew...YOU...com...plete...ME!

Random Acts of Kissing

Ok. So, I'm seriously getting some lip action lately! I sound like an over-confident slut BUT hear me out. Many of you know that my kissing career, as of late, has been nothing to brag about but my stats are on the rise. Over the past couple weeks I've had several (2) guys randomly kiss me. First off, I can't blame them (I'm surprised they've restrained this long). Second, I'm definitely not complaining! Since they were both jokes...I feel that I'm allowed to blog about them.* The first kiss doesn't really deserve space in this blog because it was only half a peach.**(HP if you happen to be reading this, you had really soft lips).

Ok...are you ready....wait for it...this is really good!!! My "ex" Crush totally laid one on me! Since, there are some lingering feelings I'll will drop the "ex" and call him Crush. I will give you the Highlights and lowlights of the unexpected kiss.

Highlight: It was his idea.

Highlight: Our lips touching.

Lowlight: Me remembering I ate onion potatoes for dinner.

Highlight: Crush went in for "pear" kiss.

Lowlight: I went in for a "peach" kiss. This made for an awkward kiss.

Highlight: I had a witness to prove it actually happened.

Lowlight: Not having any privacy during this magical moment.

For those who are shocked beyond measure, please do not make a big deal out of this (IE. tell everyone you know or go announce to Crush that I blogged about him). Just share this unexpected happy moment with me. And, please do not refer to me as lip slut, it's really not my fault that I have luscious lips.

*For those male readers who are wanting to date/kiss me, don't worry I'll never blog about our "relationship." That information is only privy to my mom, sisters, roomies and close friends. It will never be "public" information.

**Types of kisses: Peach, Pear, Plum & Alfalfa. (Hint: Notice the shape of your mouth when you say each fruit). If you still don't get it, leave a comment and I'll expand.

HELP WANTED!

Need new CRUSH! (The last one is so OVER) Applicants who wish to apply must possess these qualities:

1. No temper
2. Makes me laugh.
3. Thinks I'm all that...and a bag of chips.

I'm drinking from the saucer...

My cup runneth over:

1. I am going to be an AUNT! Ryan & Marci are pregnant and I can not wait! Marci is due March 6. 2008.
2. I just got a new JOB! I work at the same place but I am now the assistant to the Marketing Director (she is the funnest, smartest person I know) I'll be helping her advertise all of our projects. I am so glad I get to learn from her. Plus, the job came with a raise...even better:)
3. I have a silly new CRUSH! He doesn't even know that I exist but I'm having the funnest time stalking him.

Am I a stalker?

Check out how HOT my golf teacher is! I'm in heaven! Now waking up at 5:45 seems totally worth it.

New boy toy...

I'm loving the single life! Here is a picture of me and my new "friend." Don't be jealous...when you got it, flaunt it.

I am obsessed with Bear Grylls

I have a new crush! Bear Grylls! He is on the show Man vs. Wild on the Discovery Channel. They drop him out of an airplane and he has to survive in the middle of no where. There is something about a guy who can get you out of any situation! The only bad thing is he eats bugs for fun. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

I want to introduce you to my HOT boyfriend...we met on the Internet...lets just say things are getting serious!