Ok. So, I'm seriously getting some lip action lately! I sound like an over-confident slut BUT hear me out. Many of you know that my kissing career, as of late, has been nothing to brag about but my stats are on the rise. Over the past couple weeks I've had several (2) guys randomly kiss me. First off, I can't blame them (I'm surprised they've restrained this long). Second, I'm definitely not complaining! Since they were both jokes...I feel that I'm allowed to blog about them.* The first kiss doesn't really deserve space in this blog because it was only half a peach.**(HP if you happen to be reading this, you had really soft lips).
Ok...are you ready....wait for it...this is really good!!! My "ex" Crush totally laid one on me! Since, there are some lingering feelings I'll will drop the "ex" and call him Crush. I will give you the Highlights and lowlights of the unexpected kiss.
Highlight: It was his idea.
Highlight: Our lips touching.
Lowlight: Me remembering I ate onion potatoes for dinner.
Highlight: Crush went in for "pear" kiss.
Lowlight: I went in for a "peach" kiss. This made for an awkward kiss.
Highlight: I had a witness to prove it actually happened.
Lowlight: Not having any privacy during this magical moment.
For those who are shocked beyond measure, please do not make a big deal out of this (IE. tell everyone you know or go announce to Crush that I blogged about him). Just share this unexpected happy moment with me. And, please do not refer to me as lip slut, it's really not my fault that I have luscious lips.
*For those male readers who are wanting to date/kiss me, don't worry I'll never blog about our "relationship." That information is only privy to my mom, sisters, roomies and close friends. It will never be "public" information.
**Types of kisses: Peach, Pear, Plum & Alfalfa. (Hint: Notice the shape of your mouth when you say each fruit). If you still don't get it, leave a comment and I'll expand.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Random Acts of Kissing
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9 comments:
Ashley, who is this guy? Don't worry, i don't think you're a lip slut. Remember freshman year?? We lived with Jessie... ha ha, jks, jess.
i need to know his name, okay! Bytheway, matt does hire out for private pumpkin lessons. He charges $200 an hour. Let us know if you are interested! :)
Ashley
Its me, Milli from the good old Raintree years. I was just snooping around and saw your blog and I promise I have been laughing for about an hour. I think I could read it all day long. Well maybe we could rekindle our relationship via blog. Good to see ya. And I'm glad ya got a little action, its good for the soul.
Lip Slut? Lip Ho-Bag more like it! What has my little girl turned into? Well, first off.. last time we talked he sounded like a jerk face- but um... maybe you can change him cause he sounds freaking awesome and hot. Tell us more!
I can't tell you enough how obsessed with your posts I am...I am with Milli...I am always laughing. I sat there forever saying the "fruits" trying to figure out what kiss is each fruit. And I'm a little ticked you took down his picture....stop teasing us!!
I said all of those fruits and my mouth was open for all of them. Go Ashley!! Well, I hope this scottish guy keeps giving you some action.
Nope sorry I think Ashley has beat me out of freshman year, she is now the lip slut! That might just be my favorite post I've ever read. You do have some big luscious lips that I'm sure many guys are after and which gives you good reason to be a lip slut. I love the play by play lowlight and highlight cause many of those lowlights have happened to me. At least you had plenty of highlights mixed in and hey most importantly you got some action from your crush! Who sounds like a keeper! Keep the kiss stories coming, I love it!
Go Ash GO!!! You should start giving lessons:)
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